Cringeworthy yearbook pics? You’re stuck with those. But bad master suite? THAT, we can fix.

SADLY, NOT EVERY STYLE MISSTEP FROM THE LATE 80S / EARLY 90S
GETS THE CHANCE FOR A DO-OVER.
BUT ON A HAPPIER NOTE, THIS WHEATON MASTER SUITE DID.

There are things that make you miss the late 80s / early 90s – like certain breakdance moves or that iconic shot of John Cusack, boom box held high. Thennn there are things that make you grateful the arbiters of taste have come to their senses and style preferences have evolved to a better place. Green faux marble falls into that second camp. Hard to believe green faux marble was ever a thing, but these master bath walls were proof that at some point someone thought it was a great idea and went for it. Thankfully, walls are an easy enough cosmetic fix. The layout, however, needed some thinking before we started in on the doing.

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